Every morning from 7am-9am
After you've had a few beers, here are some things you are probably better at:
1. Socializing with others.
3. Playing pool or darts.
4. Sending bold if inadvisable text messages.
5. Thinking it's a good idea to trim my own bangs.
6. Eating all the mac and cheese.
7. Booty calling.
8. Telling my boyfriend I hope he finds love after I'm dead.
9. Google stalking.
10. Releasing all remaining sexual inhibitions.
11. Getting mad at people who haven't done anything wrong.
13. Making bawdy, off-color jokes.
14. Composing long, heart-felt emails to people I have unfinished business with.
16. Making the first move.
17. Scrubbing the kitchen floor.
18. Crying in public.