So yesterday we talked about Farrah Abraham asking out Charlie Sheen...how do we know this?! Well "someone" (probably Farrah) leaked text messages between the two! Well of course Charlie being Charlie he didn't like this and he released this statement!
"hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and shadow. bye!"
Charlie...you are our hero!